Hopefully, the wit speaks for itself and as for the window, well, I saw it as one of opportunity!
“Instead of a sign that says ‘Do not disturb’ I need one that says, Already disturbed, proceed with caution!”
The scenes you see before you are daily occurrences as witnessed from my windows, however, I’m also looking a little deeper and into the window of the mind… the mind of the animals that is!
© nansfarm.net 2017
(Q) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
(A) Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
(Q) What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor
(A) A transfarmer!
(Q) What do farmers use to make crop circles?
(A) A pro-tractor!
(Q) What farm animal keeps the best time?
(A) A watch dog!
(Q) Why did the cops arrest the turkey?
(A) They suspected it of foul play!
And finally… What do you call cattle with a sense of humour? Laughing stock!
Farm jokes courtesy of laffgaff.com